Hands OFF

Some charming ambassadors of the Youth of Today recently stole my mom's wallet (she works at an elementary school, people) and rang up a huge bill at crap mall jewelry emporium Claire's. So when I saw this Jack Spade wallet, I knew it was a must have:

However, the $115 price tag is redonk. I would sooner recommend you wrangle a cheap black canvas wallet, a paint pen and some steady penmanship. Or if you have the kind of patience for embroidery, that would look nice too.

(thanks to nymag.com for le tip.)