Dinner parties are fashionable, right?

Many a wack dinner party has happened in our fair city of marble and nepotism.

Foie gras? Blah gras.

How does one make a dinner party special these days?

That's right, customized fortune cookies!

1 fortune in 12 cookies - $9
6 different fortunes in 12 cookies - $16
12 different fortunes in 12 cookies - $23
By the Custom Fortune Cookie Company

Some suggestions for fortunes, depending on the tack you want to take:

"Good luck will come to those who give their host $20." -- For the host with least (class, money, scruples... take your pick.)

"_____ is people." -- Insert the name of the dish you just served them. This is for the Harry Harrison buffs and/or fine young cannibals.

"SK8 BOARDING IS NOT A CRIME!" -- For the 13-year-olds in the crowd. What do you even know how to cook, anyhow?

"a/s/l?" -- This is for the internerd who threw a dinner party for all the "people" she's met online. This is really the only polite way to ask all three of these questions once you've moved past the AIM stage of a relationship.