Earrings for both the hungry and the nerdy.

My ears aren't pierced.

This means, of course, that I'm fascinated with earrings. Well, not all earrings.

These earrings, specifically:

Lemon and Orange Earrings - $15 (for both)
By Stewart Jewelry Designs

First of all, what's that, like $3.75 a 'rring? Pssh.

Second, I love the bright colors, the fact that they're handmade, and reference citrus.

Third, while they're clearly kitschy, they could easily be worn and appreciated for their simple color/shape.

Say, the lemon pair the day you demand your money back from the craigslist dude who sold you a Nova that won't start.

And these:

Black Cyber Bug Earrings - $10
By Stewart Jewelry Designs

Made out of a set of Hex Inverters, these little guys will look like minimalist black earrings from across the room, and like you've been bugged by the Bush Administration to the person next to you.

Both very happening looks in the district.

I'm glad that at least one jewelry designer understands that not every woman wants to look like a Lisa Frank trapper keeper is attacking her ears.

On second thought, that might be sort of cool.